Cell phone
(...)
- It's quite boring! I want to ask you about your sexual life, but I was there when you had one!
- Well, it almost happened something, two weeks ago!
- SHUT UP! Tell me!
(...)
- She was drunk, everybody was drunk, except me. (...) Then she kissed me.
- That's so HOT!*
- I asked her if she wants to fuck me.
- Oh my gosh, that's hot!
- We went to the bathroom.
- Shut up! That is hot!!!
- But someone knocked on the door and she ran, scared.
- Sad...
- But I got her phone number.
- Hmmm. Hot!
- And then I found out at my friend is in love with her, and he saw everything.
- Not hot.
(...)
* Paris Hilton mode ON
Ap is wrong.
Today I've got the news: the park where my host kid goes, will be closed because they don't receive financial support enough from the government. "Why?", you ask. Because Ap wants to all kids go to kindergarden. "Why?", again. They say because children of immigrants come to school with no norwegian at ALL. For God's sake, school is for what??? TEACH, right? I don't understand why they are whinning about!
With this, Ap will prove one thing: they are no better than the norwegian right wing, because they are thinking for a short while. After that, those kindergarden they built, will close! There aren't enough child here in Norway!!!
NOOOOO!
I am not dead!
I am not dead!
I am not dead!
I am not dead!
I am not dead!
I was blocked! Soooorry! Yes, one more time, damn, I am single again! I'll be back soon, not today...too late here in Norway =/
World Cup and me
Yes, 2006 is world cup year... everybody is happy, watching your country (or the country you have sympathy) play. Of course, the news from Brazil is like no one thinks about another thing than soccer. A lot of almost naked women dancing, carrying our flag and bla bla bla bla bla...
Is it true? No.
I don't like the portrait from Brazil from USA/European media. They paint us like "happy all the time" (cute way to call a population dumb) and our "freedom" (everybody are naked and we make sex in every possible place). And where the world cup could affect me?
It's simple: in their vision, we are not capable to do other things. We have violence, but we don't care (too busy watching/playing soccer). We don't care about politicians (we care about Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and other soccer players). Ok, yes, we have people who behave like this. But we are not stupid.
I really don't care if Brazil won or lose the world cup. I don't like soccer either. So, why someone still insists to ask me about brazilian soccer team, players, positions or whatever?
Someone
Who hates to lose.
Who blushes everytime when get a compliment.
Who is shy.
Who is reckless.
Who tells the truth.
Who doesn't tell dirty things.
Who hugs you in the middle of the night.
Who lives a little away from you.
Who is handsome.
Who has so many things to show, but doesn't have any idea.
What this kind of person does with your head? And your heart?
Everything is spinnig around and I am loving to be part of his life anyway.
Sweetheart.
Question
When someone asks you if you have friends, there is something wrong with you, right?
GOA
Try to guess what does it mean.
A place? No.
Music style? No.
A person? So far not!
GOA it's just Going Out Alone. Have you tried this?
Most people feels just terrified if they have to go out without someone (or without the possibility to meet someone). Some of them prefers to stay at home!
Well, I am used to GOA. Even when I was in Brazil...last carnival I spent it all by myself. It was great, I have the opportunity to meet a lot of people and come back home alone, when I want.
Of course, to practise GOA it's not so easy, specially if you LOOOOVE to talk and comment about other people (a.k.a. gossip). Going out, staying quiet most part of the night, even if you meet someone, probably the intimacy will not be the same as if it was with a friend. It's a risk to take (and sometimes it's not so worthy as it sounds).
People still looks amazed when you say "I am going out alone". Well, some of are not amazed, maybe thinking you are a freak...but who cares? Why do I have to go out in a group all the time? Am I what? A kind of animal who needs to be in group all the time? No way!
I am practising GOA here in Norway since last week. And it's being worthy...until now!
Do you want to practise GOA? Here are some tips:
a) Don't be afraid...people bites only if you ask (well, most part of them)
b) Try to explore new places to go
c) Don't just stay sitting down looking...go, do some actions like dance
d) Someone start being annoying trying to talk with you? Give an excuse and disappear
e) Tell someone where are you going...just for safety
and last, but not least...
f) Yes, you can have fun alone! Go and try it!
