Cell phone
(...)- It's quite boring! I want to ask you about your sexual life, but I was there when you had one!
- Well, it almost happened something, two weeks ago!
- SHUT UP! Tell me!
(...)
- She was drunk, everybody was drunk, except me. (...) Then she kissed me.
- That's so HOT!*
- I asked her if she wants to fuck me.
- Oh my gosh, that's hot!
- We went to the bathroom.
- Shut up! That is hot!!!
- But someone knocked on the door and she ran, scared.
- Sad...
- But I got her phone number.
- Hmmm. Hot!
- And then I found out at my friend is in love with her, and he saw everything.
- Not hot.
(...)
* Paris Hilton mode ON
posted by Lady Metal @ 9:51 PM
2 You are free to cry here:
What a fuck?!
I didn't get it.
But just the end.
And why are you hearing Paris Hilton???
Don't you think she is already have money enough????
What a fuck?! - Part II
I got everything!
What a fuck?!
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